I'm totally kidding! I saw how a tapeworm looks like and it's so horrendous ~ even mixing that with tomato sauce won't make that work!!!
I hate measuring this part!!!
Ok, enough about the grossness happening in this blog (not quite!!!)... I love the idea of getting a smaller waistline ~ by the way, I won't show any inch of torso this summer... BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO!!! I'm not being insecure for any reason... I'm just really conservative!!! Hehehe!!! But honestly, I'm really hormonal right now!!! I ate more last Christmas Season (thank goodness... HAM SEASON DIDN'T COME!!!), so I eat less right... I admit ~ I was a bit lazy to work out... but I did it like about once or twice a week... I really need to shush my excuses this year because I am getting nowhere!!!
I love you Mario!!! But aren't you wearing my panties again???!!!
Ok, so I have a 32 inch waistline... no big right???!!! WRONG!!! All my pants are size 30 ~ the most... because I was quite skinny when I entered my internship. And I like ballooned after eating a full packed lunch!!! So what is my actual goal for my waistline???!!! I won't just stop at working out to get washboard, chiseled abs (but I'm not here yet ~ I'll just update you!!!)... but I plan on tight-lacing!!! So what in the world is that about???!!!
I want a 27 inch waistline!!! By wearing women's underwear???!!!
Well, I want to try those Victorian-era(?) corset-thingy!!! I know, it's not cute for a guy to have an hourglass figure... but who in the world cares, right???!!! I'm not wanting to be overly muscular anyway!!! So yes ~ I want a 27" waistline... well I'll think about it in the long run... but it is better to control your eating habits by cinching your waistline a bit so you could control your eating... IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN DEVELOPING AN EATING DISORDER!!!
When all else fails... I'm going to work really hard... on finding a tapeworm to ingest and get really skinny overnight ~ because the goal is to become a lollipop!!! *POP!!!*
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